Description: Release date: 20/05/2021 Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already? To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care. So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little? KEY FEATURES BE OLD, BE BOLD You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents. BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything. DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it? ONE MISSION: RETIRE! Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end… SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off! BE OLD. TWICE You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice. LIMITLESS INTERACTION Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim. EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror. THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all. OLD. PERSON. Okay that’s the last time we promise. FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – COMING THIS JUNE Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update. Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping each other’s limbs off. Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON! Read Before Purchasing!!! This game is a digital code there is NO physical CD/DVD All CD Keys are genuine and are NON-REFUNDABLE once the purchase is completed. Games will be delivered within 1 day but may be sent as fast as 15 minutes. If your account is suspicious or has only a few ratings you may be asked for proof of account ownership. We reserve the right to cancel orders from new eBay accounts to prevent fraudulent activity. Please make sure the system requirements are met for your computer! If you have any questions please feel free to message us.
Price: 3.89 CAD
Location: Toronto
End Time: 2024-11-14T20:20:51.000Z
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Returns Accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Region Code: Region Free
Platform: PC
Game Name: Just Die Already
